Jane Austen's Mafia!

"See it early. Avoid the mob."

After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.

Director: Jim Abrahams

Cast

Jay Mohr

Anthony Cortino

Billy Burke

Joey Cortino

Christina Applegate

Diane Steen

Pamela Gidley

Pepper Gianini

Olympia Dukakis

Sophia

Lloyd Bridges

Vincenzo Cortino

Jason Fuchs

Young Vincenzo

Joe Viterelli

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