A Pyromaniac's Love Story

"Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home."

A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting

Director: Joshua Brand

Cast

William Baldwin

Garet

John Leguizamo

Sergio

Erika Eleniak

Stephanie Potts

Michael Lerner

Perry

Armin Mueller-Stahl

Mr. Linzer

Joan Plowright

Mrs. Linzer

Mike Starr

Sgt. Zikowski

Julio Oscar Mechoso

Jerry